RECAP : The First and Foremost Thing

NOTE : This is my first post. It's quite silly and stupid. I wrote it from many different perspective. Only the wise ones know what I mean. Enjoy...

The first and foremost thing one should do when one starts a blog is ...*drum rolls*... of course, blog about how funny the ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham is with all his acts. And then check the number of people viewing the blog whether it reaches the quota. It if does, then switch on to talking how your humorous nature is similar to Jeff Dunham's. Do this as discreet as possible as you do not wish to bore the audience you've acquired with your very own boring antics. Then slowly promote what little personality you have and pray to the Almighty that someone might just fall for the idiotic and clumsy you. Finally, a wonderful love story begins but it is thorned by various challenges and issues. Please refer to the anime "Kimikiss Pure Rouge" for more details. After sobbing for quite awhile and wetting up to 3 boxes of tissue paper, you will finally understand the meaning of life. Wait a minute... It didn't work for my previous blogs... (Oops! Failure seems to never teach me anything.)

Moving on to myself. I shall begin a grand speech as to commemorate how magnificent and astounding an individual like me is able to survive in the hustle and bustle of everyday life.

Here it goes...

*ahem*

Greetings to the low and humble Earthlings who do my daily bidding without much complaint or resistance. I shall explain why I choose to rule over the Earth in such a dictatorial way. This due to the sad and pitiful childhood I have been forced to go through. * bla.. bla.. bla... bla.. bla.. bla... *

Guess I'll never stop blabbing, aye?

The name's Wong Teck Ang. Joshua Wong Teck Ang. The "Joshua" is unofficial though since I got it when I was on vacation in Singapore at the age when I'm supposed to attend Primary 3.

WONG TECK ANG

Remember the name. For what, I'm not sure. But I'm sure that it'll come in handy one day. LOL. Next, I shall explain or translate my name. The "Wong" in Chinese stands for the color yellow as in the the color of royalty which signifies my status. The "Teck" means to receive or to be bestowed upon and my last name is "Ang" which is peace or tranquility. To summarize my name, it goes like this "The royal prince shall be bestowed with a tranquil and smooth journey in life". *sigh* Bless my parents for giving me such a wonderful name. In Hokkien, the "Teck Ang" means red bamboo which is the result of being translated by a certain linguistic expert nicknamed "suituapui". To cut the long story short, it signifies that I am the red bamboo amongst the lush and green bamboos. Not sure whether it's a good thing or a bad omen.

*sigh*

I shall stop here although the night is still young. But I must remember that homework must be done. Until next time... The chronicles of the making of a hero shall be continued...